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Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy!"
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The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Tonight's sermon -- "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South ends of the church. Babies will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.
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Thursday night -- Potluck supper -- prayer & medication to follow.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The agenda was adopted ... the minutes were approved ... the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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"The May meeting of the church finance committee will be hell as usual."
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"The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals."

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